Weird Valentine's Cards - https://myenchanteddesigns.com Wed, 11 Feb 2026 18:39:54 +0000 en hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://myenchanteddesigns.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/01/Balloon-w-Zia-50x50.png Weird Valentine's Cards - https://myenchanteddesigns.com 32 32 207732719 Funny Opossum Love Card https://myenchanteddesigns.com/product/%f0%9f%96%a4-i-would-pretend-to-die-for-you-opossum-valentines-card/ https://myenchanteddesigns.com/product/%f0%9f%96%a4-i-would-pretend-to-die-for-you-opossum-valentines-card/#respond Mon, 29 Dec 2025 20:53:26 +0000 https://myenchanteddesigns.com/?post_type=product&p=7967 The ultimate card for the person who loves trash animals, dark humor, and dramatic expressions of love.

 

Why settle for a boring, store-bought rose card when you can give your partner a screaming marsupial? This 5" x 7" greeting card features a delightfully intense opossum clutching a heart, perfectly capturing that "I love you so much it hurts" (or "I’m just playing dead") energy.

 

Blank Inside: Plenty of room for you to write your own heartfelt message, a list of reasons why they’re great, or just more screaming.

 

Premium Quality: Printed on thick, durable cardstock that feels as good as it looks.

 

Ideal for Valentine’s Day, Anniversaries, or just telling your favorite person they’re worth "playing dead" for.

 

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]]> Feature Details Dimensions 5″ x 7″ (Folded) Interior Blank Theme Humor / Animals / Romance Includes 1 Card + White Envelope

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