🖤 Opossum Valentine Card

The ultimate card for the person who loves trash animals, dark humor, and dramatic expressions of love.

Why settle for a boring, store-bought rose card when you can give your partner a screaming marsupial? This 5″ x 7″ greeting card features a delightfully intense opossum clutching a heart, perfectly capturing that “I love you so much it hurts” (or “I’m just playing dead”) energy.

Blank Inside: Plenty of room for you to write your own heartfelt message, a list of reasons why they’re great, or just more screaming.

Premium Quality: Printed on thick, durable cardstock that feels as good as it looks.

Ideal for Valentine’s Day, Anniversaries, or just telling your favorite person they’re worth “playing dead” for.